I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"
i think im gonna lay down…………
THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers